If you were not paying attention in the womb, here are some easy dance moves (inspired by Bollywood) to help you become the life of a party.<\/p>\n
1. All Rise!<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"All](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a1.gif\")
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This move is a good way to get the dancing going, if you find that people are too comfortable on their rears and need to be coaxed to hit the dance floor.<\/p>\n
2. Cat Scratch (a.k.a. Upright Freestyle)<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"Cat](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a2.gif\")
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If some guests need more of a push to get started, start them off with the Cat Scratch and these instructions:<\/p>\n
\u201cPicture that you\u2019re a cat in front of a scratching post. \u00a0Scratch away! \u00a0Some of you may find it easier to imagine that you are swimming upright and doing the freestyle. \u00a0Either way, the key to getting this move right is to kick vigorously.\u201d<\/p>\n
3. Roti Dance (No Roti for You!)<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"Roti](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a3.gif\")
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Some others may need to be reminded that food won\u2019t be served until after the dancing. \u00a0Remind them with the Roti Dance.<\/p>\n
4. Forward March<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"Sideways](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a4.gif\")
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You will soon come to realize that many people are sheep. \u00a0Lead them, starting with the Forward March.<\/p>\n
5. Catwalk<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"Catwalk\"](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a5.gif\")
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If you live in an apartment and worry that the Forward March would disturb your neighbors, go with the softer Catwalk. \u00a0Remember, as dance guru, it is your responsibility to help people shed their inhibitions. \u00a0If you think they\u2019ll fear this move would make them look gay, just dim the lights.<\/p>\n
6. Sideways Twist<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"Sideways](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a6.gif\")
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And if space is very tight, you could just stay in place and do the sideways twist.<\/p>\n
7. One-Two, One-Two\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"One-Two,](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a7.gif\")
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Once you have warmed people up and they start to shed their inhibitions, you could get their endorphins really flowing with the good-old One-Two, One-Two!<\/p>\n
8. Desi Twerk<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"Desi](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a8.gif\")
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Occasionally, you may find an enthusiastic, perhaps even tipsy,\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0Uncleji<\/em>\u00a0joining the dancing and asking for a demo of latest moves. \u00a0Humor them. \u00a0If they pester you, say for some Miley-style twerking, give them the desi twerk instead! \u00a0Unlike Miley Cyrus\u2019 lame hip shakes, this variant involves a full squat, so\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and her wobbly knees will trouble you no more.<\/p>\n9. Slow-Mo Pelvic Thrust<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"Slow-Mo](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a9.gif\")
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Expect to receive more requests for lessons, especially from the shy or uninitiated. \u00a0Be patient. \u00a0Remember that you were also once a beginner. \u00a0Pace yourself, though, and remember to go easy on your back, especially with the Pelvic Thrusts.<\/p>\n
10. Fly Away<\/strong><\/h2>\n![\"a10\"](\"https:\/\/www.jodi365.com\/singledout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/a10.gif\")
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Remember, the whole idea is to lose yourself. \u00a0If you want others also to get into a trance, end with this \u201cI don\u2019t give a damn!\u201d move. \u00a0Don\u2019t be suprised if they follow along with head bobs or head shakes. \u00a0Yes, this move has that kind of a hypnotic effect.<\/p>\n
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Happy dancing!<\/p>\n
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Images courtesy of\u00a0amyelyse<\/a>\u00a0, Bollypop.in, Wifflegif.com, and FuckYeahBollyGifs.Tumblr.com
\n<\/em>Featured image courtesy of amytakespictures<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
Editor’s note:<\/p>\n
Check out these Uniquely Indian Gestures<\/a> and let us know how many you regularly use.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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If some guests need more of a push to get started, start them off with the Cat Scratch and these instructions:<\/p>\n
\u201cPicture that you\u2019re a cat in front of a scratching post. \u00a0Scratch away! \u00a0Some of you may find it easier to imagine that you are swimming upright and doing the freestyle. \u00a0Either way, the key to getting this move right is to kick vigorously.\u201d<\/p>\n
3. Roti Dance (No Roti for You!)<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Some others may need to be reminded that food won\u2019t be served until after the dancing. \u00a0Remind them with the Roti Dance.<\/p>\n
4. Forward March<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
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You will soon come to realize that many people are sheep. \u00a0Lead them, starting with the Forward March.<\/p>\n
5. Catwalk<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
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If you live in an apartment and worry that the Forward March would disturb your neighbors, go with the softer Catwalk. \u00a0Remember, as dance guru, it is your responsibility to help people shed their inhibitions. \u00a0If you think they\u2019ll fear this move would make them look gay, just dim the lights.<\/p>\n
6. Sideways Twist<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
And if space is very tight, you could just stay in place and do the sideways twist.<\/p>\n
7. One-Two, One-Two\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
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Once you have warmed people up and they start to shed their inhibitions, you could get their endorphins really flowing with the good-old One-Two, One-Two!<\/p>\n
8. Desi Twerk<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Occasionally, you may find an enthusiastic, perhaps even tipsy,\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0Uncleji<\/em>\u00a0joining the dancing and asking for a demo of latest moves. \u00a0Humor them. \u00a0If they pester you, say for some Miley-style twerking, give them the desi twerk instead! \u00a0Unlike Miley Cyrus\u2019 lame hip shakes, this variant involves a full squat, so\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and her wobbly knees will trouble you no more.<\/p>\n9. Slow-Mo Pelvic Thrust<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Expect to receive more requests for lessons, especially from the shy or uninitiated. \u00a0Be patient. \u00a0Remember that you were also once a beginner. \u00a0Pace yourself, though, and remember to go easy on your back, especially with the Pelvic Thrusts.<\/p>\n
10. Fly Away<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Remember, the whole idea is to lose yourself. \u00a0If you want others also to get into a trance, end with this \u201cI don\u2019t give a damn!\u201d move. \u00a0Don\u2019t be suprised if they follow along with head bobs or head shakes. \u00a0Yes, this move has that kind of a hypnotic effect.<\/p>\n
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Happy dancing!<\/p>\n
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Images courtesy of\u00a0amyelyse<\/a>\u00a0, Bollypop.in, Wifflegif.com, and FuckYeahBollyGifs.Tumblr.com
\n<\/em>Featured image courtesy of amytakespictures<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
Editor’s note:<\/p>\n
Check out these Uniquely Indian Gestures<\/a> and let us know how many you regularly use.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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You will soon come to realize that many people are sheep. \u00a0Lead them, starting with the Forward March.<\/p>\n
5. Catwalk<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
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If you live in an apartment and worry that the Forward March would disturb your neighbors, go with the softer Catwalk. \u00a0Remember, as dance guru, it is your responsibility to help people shed their inhibitions. \u00a0If you think they\u2019ll fear this move would make them look gay, just dim the lights.<\/p>\n
6. Sideways Twist<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
And if space is very tight, you could just stay in place and do the sideways twist.<\/p>\n
7. One-Two, One-Two\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
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Once you have warmed people up and they start to shed their inhibitions, you could get their endorphins really flowing with the good-old One-Two, One-Two!<\/p>\n
8. Desi Twerk<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Occasionally, you may find an enthusiastic, perhaps even tipsy,\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0Uncleji<\/em>\u00a0joining the dancing and asking for a demo of latest moves. \u00a0Humor them. \u00a0If they pester you, say for some Miley-style twerking, give them the desi twerk instead! \u00a0Unlike Miley Cyrus\u2019 lame hip shakes, this variant involves a full squat, so\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and her wobbly knees will trouble you no more.<\/p>\n9. Slow-Mo Pelvic Thrust<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Expect to receive more requests for lessons, especially from the shy or uninitiated. \u00a0Be patient. \u00a0Remember that you were also once a beginner. \u00a0Pace yourself, though, and remember to go easy on your back, especially with the Pelvic Thrusts.<\/p>\n
10. Fly Away<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Remember, the whole idea is to lose yourself. \u00a0If you want others also to get into a trance, end with this \u201cI don\u2019t give a damn!\u201d move. \u00a0Don\u2019t be suprised if they follow along with head bobs or head shakes. \u00a0Yes, this move has that kind of a hypnotic effect.<\/p>\n
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Happy dancing!<\/p>\n
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Images courtesy of\u00a0amyelyse<\/a>\u00a0, Bollypop.in, Wifflegif.com, and FuckYeahBollyGifs.Tumblr.com
\n<\/em>Featured image courtesy of amytakespictures<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
Editor’s note:<\/p>\n
Check out these Uniquely Indian Gestures<\/a> and let us know how many you regularly use.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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And if space is very tight, you could just stay in place and do the sideways twist.<\/p>\n
7. One-Two, One-Two\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
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Once you have warmed people up and they start to shed their inhibitions, you could get their endorphins really flowing with the good-old One-Two, One-Two!<\/p>\n
8. Desi Twerk<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Occasionally, you may find an enthusiastic, perhaps even tipsy,\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0Uncleji<\/em>\u00a0joining the dancing and asking for a demo of latest moves. \u00a0Humor them. \u00a0If they pester you, say for some Miley-style twerking, give them the desi twerk instead! \u00a0Unlike Miley Cyrus\u2019 lame hip shakes, this variant involves a full squat, so\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and her wobbly knees will trouble you no more.<\/p>\n9. Slow-Mo Pelvic Thrust<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Expect to receive more requests for lessons, especially from the shy or uninitiated. \u00a0Be patient. \u00a0Remember that you were also once a beginner. \u00a0Pace yourself, though, and remember to go easy on your back, especially with the Pelvic Thrusts.<\/p>\n
10. Fly Away<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/p>\n
Remember, the whole idea is to lose yourself. \u00a0If you want others also to get into a trance, end with this \u201cI don\u2019t give a damn!\u201d move. \u00a0Don\u2019t be suprised if they follow along with head bobs or head shakes. \u00a0Yes, this move has that kind of a hypnotic effect.<\/p>\n
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Happy dancing!<\/p>\n
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Images courtesy of\u00a0amyelyse<\/a>\u00a0, Bollypop.in, Wifflegif.com, and FuckYeahBollyGifs.Tumblr.com
\n<\/em>Featured image courtesy of amytakespictures<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
Editor’s note:<\/p>\n
Check out these Uniquely Indian Gestures<\/a> and let us know how many you regularly use.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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Occasionally, you may find an enthusiastic, perhaps even tipsy,\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0Uncleji<\/em>\u00a0joining the dancing and asking for a demo of latest moves. \u00a0Humor them. \u00a0If they pester you, say for some Miley-style twerking, give them the desi twerk instead! \u00a0Unlike Miley Cyrus\u2019 lame hip shakes, this variant involves a full squat, so\u00a0Auntieji<\/em>\u00a0and her wobbly knees will trouble you no more.<\/p>\n Expect to receive more requests for lessons, especially from the shy or uninitiated. \u00a0Be patient. \u00a0Remember that you were also once a beginner. \u00a0Pace yourself, though, and remember to go easy on your back, especially with the Pelvic Thrusts.<\/p>\n Remember, the whole idea is to lose yourself. \u00a0If you want others also to get into a trance, end with this \u201cI don\u2019t give a damn!\u201d move. \u00a0Don\u2019t be suprised if they follow along with head bobs or head shakes. \u00a0Yes, this move has that kind of a hypnotic effect.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Happy dancing!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Images courtesy of\u00a0amyelyse<\/a>\u00a0, Bollypop.in, Wifflegif.com, and FuckYeahBollyGifs.Tumblr.com <\/p>\n Editor’s note:<\/p>\n Check out these Uniquely Indian Gestures<\/a> and let us know how many you regularly use.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n9. Slow-Mo Pelvic Thrust<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/p>\n10. Fly Away<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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\n<\/em>Featured image courtesy of amytakespictures<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n